Here's something I whipped up to ease our suffering...
On the first day of Christmas, Road Runner gave to me:
the first month of service free!
On the second day of Christmas, Road Runner gave to me:
two empty newsfeeds,
and the first month of service free!
On the third day of Christmas, Road Runner gave to me:
three packets lost,
two empty newsfeeds, and the first month of service free!
On the fourth day of Christmas, Road Runner gave to me:
four service calls,
three packets lost, two empty newsfeeds,
and the first month of service free!
On the fifth day of Christmas, Road Runner gave to me:
five hopeless pings,
four service calls, three packets lost, two empty newsfeeds,
and the first month of service free!
On the sixth day of Christmas, Road Runner gave to me:
six lights a-blinking,
five hopeless pings, four service calls, three packets lost,
two empty newsfeeds, and the first month of service free!
On the seventh day of Christmas, Road Runner gave to me:
seven lame excuses,
six lights a-blinking, five hopeless pings, four service calls,
three packets lost, two empty newsfeeds,
and the first month of service free!
On the eighth day of Christmas, Road Runner gave to me:
eight missing e-mails,
seven lame excuses, six lights a-blinking, five hopeless pings,
four service calls, three packets lost, two empty newsfeeds,
and the first month of service free!
On the ninth day of Christmas, Road Runner gave to me:
nine-day-old status,
eight missing e-mails, seven lame excuses, six lights a-blinking,
five hopeless pings, four service calls, three packets lost,
two empty newsfeeds, and the first month of service free!
On the tenth day of Christmas, Road Runner gave to me:
ten users flaming,
nine-day-old status, eight missing e-mails, seven lame excuses,
six lights a-blinking, five hopeless pings, four service calls,
three packets lost, two empty newsfeeds,
and the first month of service free!
On the eleventh day of Christmas, Road Runner gave to me:
eleven lousy routers,
ten users flaming, nine-day-old status, eight missing e-mails,
seven lame excuses, six lights a-blinking, five hopeless pings,
four service calls, three packets lost, two empty newsfeeds,
and the first month of service free!
On the twelfth day of Christmas, Road Runner gave to me:
twelve techs a-bumbling, eleven lousy routers, ten users flaming,
nine-day-old status, eight missing e-mails, seven lame excuses,
six lights a-blinking, five hopeless pings, four service calls,
three packets lost, two empty newsfeeds,
and the first month of service free!
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