I guess it's none of my business, but...

...why have you decided to take on the legal profession working for AOL? Is Charley looking for work on the side?

Thanks for asking.

Numero Ono: Every Huey, Duey and Luey who has access to the mass media thinks everyone on the Internet is either trying to pickup kids or beating off to dirty pictures.

Numero Duo: Every mass media person (feel free to insert air-head joke here) has an AOL account that he or she or it (in one case) thinks is the Internet.

Numero Three-o: AOL has agreed with the US Congress that the only way to get pedophiles off AOL is to censor Internet.

Numero Something or other-o: Posting an AOL lawyer's letter would make a great web page for me. If I'm willing to crash my hard drive once a month for a web surfers report, why not a law suit?

OK, OK, I confess. I'm doing it because I'm an idiot.