Date: Sun, 03 Mar 1996 13:42:05 -0600
A man and his wife were celebrating their 25th wedding
anniverasary, and the wife wanted to get him the ultimate present.
So she thought and thought, and finally hit upon his lifelong passion,
bluesman BB King. Her husband loved BB King. He had BB socks, BB
suits, BB hats, and even a guitar named "Lucille". So she decided
what to get him. She would get a B tatooed on each buttock.
She then went to the tatoo parlor, and told the guy what she
wanted, the B on each buttcheek. The tatoo artist thought it was
the most beautiful thing he had ever heard of, and he was inspired.
He did the best work of his life, never to be equaled again.
Later that night at dinner, they exchanged gifts. The husband got
her a lovely gold ring, and when it was her turn, she said "Well,
I was going to show it to you later, but I can't wait"
Then she bent over as far as she could and lifted up her skirt.
And her husband said "It's lovely work dear, but who's BOB?"
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