ALL CHARACTERS AND EVENTS IN
THIS SHOW--EVEN THOSE BASED
ON REAL PEOPLE--ARE ENTIRELY
FICTIONAL. ALL CELEBRITY VOICES
ARE IMPERSONATED.....POORLY.
THE FOLLOWING PROGRAM
CONTAINS COARSE LANGUAGE
AND DUE TO ITS CONTENT IT
SHOULD NOT BE VIEWED BY
ANYONE

Eric Cartman

"I'm not fat. I'm big boned."

Profession: Third grader and one time cop of South Park.

Distinguishing Characteristics: Flames (and damn near everything else) coming out his ass. His mother is also his father.

Southpark Cartman's Corner


July 2, 1998
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